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Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Republicans Better in Bed
This is an older news story, but still relevant, and still very accurate:

American Sex Lives 2004, a new "Primetime Live" sex poll conducted in conjunction with the ABC News Polling Unit, is among the most comprehensive surveys of its kind in decades and establishes a new, detailed picture of sex attitudes and behavior in America today.
Here are the results:

Of those involved in a committed relationship, who is very satisfied with their relationship?
Republicans — 87 percent; Democrats — 76 percent

Who is very satisfied with their sex life?
Republicans — 56 percent; Democrats — 47 percent

The poll analysis also reveals who has worn something sexy to enhance their sex life:
Republicans — 72 percent; Democrats — 62 percent

When asked whether they had ever faked an orgasm, more
Democrats (33 percent) than Republicans (26 percent) said they had.

I guess random and rampant sex doesn't bring happiness after all. Ok, maybe that isn't fair, but the fact is, Democrats are depressed people. They are too negative. Everything in the world sucks (look at the way they talk about the president or big business) and there is always something to blame for their problems.

Are Republicans really better in bed? Probably not. What this survey shows is a general outlook on life.

Just be happy with what you have, which is a lot, considering we live in the freest and richest country God has given man. So lets keep America the way it is. Vote Republican.
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