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Thursday, August 03, 2006
Bush Unleashes Global Warming on South Africa
Looks like George Bush has unleashed another global warming tirade on black people. First it was Katrina in New Orleans – we know Bush caused that disaster – now it’s the poor people of South Africa. Why South Africa? Thanks to Kanye West, we have known for close to a year that George Bush "doesn’t care about black people." Now, the damning evidence against the president is growing. The story off Yahoo! News:

Snow fell on South Africa's biggest city Johannesburg for the first time in 25 years as icy temperatures gripped vast swathes of the country, the weather office said.

"It (the snow) is by no means freakish but I would certainly classify it as rare," said Kevin Rae, assistant manager of forecasting at the South African Weather Service in Pretoria.

Forecasters said snow was reported in the southern Johannesburg township of Soweto and the posh northern suburb of Sandton, as well as the nearby towns of Carletonville and Westonaria.

Johannesburg last had snow on September 11, 1981.

To clarify, global warming brings on all types of weather: rain, snow, earthquakes, tsunamis, hurricanes, tornados, flooding, and even volcanic eruptions. Republican's call it liberal fear-mongering, but don't listen to their racist rhetoric. If only more people would buy hybrids...

Back to the point...Bush has ignored global warming for too long, and now it has hurt more poor black people. Why does the president keep doing this? Why does the president do anything? OIL PROFITS! He wants to make it colder so that people have to use more energy. This way he can make daddy’s friends more money. He always does this! I can’t wait for '08.

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1 Comments:
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I think you have a point there. But I don't think he is trying to make his friends richer. I think he is trying to make money for the country... he is just doing it so wrong!!!! I can't wait until '08 either...

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