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Thursday, June 29, 2006
I have decided to test the patience of the liberal punk rock band NOFX. I will post a rebuttal to their song "You're Wrong" on their myspace page. If you are not familiar with that song (most sane people aren't), you can get the gist of it here. It is pretty obnoxious, but at the same time, very clever. So clever, that I couldn't let it go unchallanged. I wrote this a couple weeks ago when I had nothing better to do. I am expecting some some hate mail as a result, and I will post updates on the numbers (or lack there of) later.
You're wrong about the virtues of Liberalism And you're wrong about American imperialism If you've ever had what Rush calls a Gorbasm, you're wrong
You're wrong, if you think the Daily Show is news And you're wrong, if you think Al Sharpton's got a clue If you pick Palestinians over the Jews, you're wrong
You're wrong for saving whales, recycling nails If you think you're going to save the world You're wrong, about free healthcare and for liking Steve Colbert 'Cause his butt is unfurled
You're wrong about unbridled immigration And you're wrong, about no voucher education If you reject the army defending the nation, you're wrong
You're wrong when you regulate mag capacity And you're wrong if you hate seeing a Christmas tree If you think ending AIDS involves a condom tree, you're wrong
You're wrong, about shunning lush and mocking Bush You're a mother fucking deutsch You're wrong 'bout drug usin', and nuclear fusion I wish on you a brain contusion
You're party's in a great Schism A victim of social Darwinism 'cause you're wrong, and will probably never know
I have a feeling the comment will be removed from their website. Of course, that would be close minded and censorship...which would make them hypocrites...like Rush Limbaugh. We will see what happens. Let the great experiment begin! Stumble It!